Ever wondered how our AI manages to be so brutally honest about your cat's appearance? Here's the inside scoop on our technology, process, and why your cat's dignity is safe with us.
Try It NowUpload a photo of your cat. Any angle, any pose, any level of cooperation from your feline model.
Our AI analyzes your cat's features, pose, and overall "vibe" using advanced computer vision.
Get a hilariously honest beauty rating and personalized roast that's somehow both savage and endearing.
Share the results with friends, family, or keep them as blackmail material against your cat.
We use GPT-4o-mini, one of the most advanced AI models available, specifically fine-tuned for visual analysis and humor generation. Here's what happens when you upload a photo:
The real magic happens in our humor generation system. We've trained our AI to be hilariously honest while still being lovingly respectful of your furry friend:
Our AI balances savage honesty with genuine affection, ensuring every roast is funny rather than mean-spirited. Think "loving sibling" rather than "internet troll."
Each response is uniquely generated based on your specific cat's features and characteristics. No generic templates or recycled jokes here!
Our AI understands internet culture, memes, and the special relationship between humans and their feline overlords, making references that actually land.
0 seconds: You upload your cat's photo
1-10 seconds: Photo is processed by our AI system
10-30 seconds: Results are generated and displayed to you
30 seconds: Photo is automatically deleted from all systems
Forever: Your photo is gone, but the memories (and roast) remain
Most analyses complete in under 30 seconds. Faster than your cat can knock something off a table.
Our servers are more reliable than your cat's feeding schedule. Available 24/7 for your roasting needs.
We continuously update our AI to deliver even better roasts and more accurate beauty assessments.
Our AI is surprisingly good at identifying cat features and generating relevant commentary. However, remember this is for entertainment! Every cat is beautiful in their own way, and our AI's "opinions" are just for fun.
Clear, well-lit photos where your cat's face is visible work best. But honestly, our AI has seen it all – blurry photos, cats hiding under blankets, dramatic lighting. It'll find something to say about any photo you upload!
While our AI is specifically trained for cats, it might give it a shot with other animals. Results may be... interesting. But for the best experience (and most accurate roasts), stick to cats!
Currently, we allow 3 uploads per day to manage costs and prevent abuse. This should be plenty for most cat parents, unless you're running some kind of feline modeling agency!
Now that you know how it all works behind the scenes, why not give it a try? Your cat is probably judging you right now anyway – might as well get an AI's opinion too!