Question 1

How does the AI actually rate my cat?

Accepted Answer

Our AI analyzes facial proportions, fur condition, body posture, and overall coordination. It's specifically trained to appreciate the 'ugly-cute' aesthetic that makes cats absolutely irresistible - even when they look like tiny demons.

Question 2

Is my cat's photo stored or shared anywhere?

Accepted Answer

Absolutely not! Your cat's photos are processed securely and deleted immediately after analysis. We respect your privacy and your cat's dignity (what little they have left after our roasts).

Question 3

Why only 3 roasts per day?

Accepted Answer

Quality over quantity! We want each roast to be perfectly crafted comedy gold. Plus, it keeps our AI from getting too sassy - we learned that lesson the hard way.

Question 4

What makes a good photo for roasting?

Accepted Answer

Clear, well-lit photos where we can see your cat's face work best. But honestly, even blurry 'cryptid sighting' photos can result in absolutely legendary roasts. Your cat's chaos energy shines through regardless!

Question 5

Will this hurt my cat's feelings?

Accepted Answer

Our roasts are made with love! Think of it as friendly banter between cat parents. Your feline overlord probably judges you way harder than our AI judges them.

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