🐱 AI Cat Photo Roast

Get Your Cat Hilariously Rated

Upload your cat's photo and let our AI roast them with love! Get brutally honest (but hilarious) beauty ratings that'll make you and your friends laugh out loud.

😂50K+ Cats Roasted
Instant Roasts
🔥Savage But Sweet

Ready to Roast Your Feline Overlord?

Get brutally honest AI roasts that'll have you rolling on the floor

Free • 3 uploads per day • No registration required

How Our AI Roasts Your Cat (With Love)

Our AI has been trained on thousands of cat photos to perfect the art of the loving roast

Facial Analysis

We analyze those adorable (or questionable) facial features - eye spacing, nose boops, and ear positioning

Fluff Factor

Fur texture, grooming habits, and that "I just woke up" look get the full treatment

Pose & Attitude

Body language, sitting style, and that judgmental stare your cat gives you

Overall Vibe

How all these elements come together to create your cat's unique brand of chaos

Real Cat Roasts That Had Us Rolling

See how our AI roasts different cats with love and savage humor

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8.7/10
Conventionally Gorgeous

"This majestic fluffball poses like they're about to drop the hottest album of 2025. The slightly crossed eyes just add character - we stan a confident queen who knows her angles."

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5.2/10
Charmingly Disheveled

"Your cat looks like they just rolled out of bed after a three-day Netflix binge. The lopsided whiskers and 'what year is it?' expression are honestly a whole mood."

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2.8/10
Beautifully Bizarre

"This little gremlin looks like they've seen things that would make Stephen King weep, but somehow we're here for it. Peak goblin energy - absolutely iconic."

Why Cat Parents Are Obsessed

AI-Powered Roasting

Advanced computer vision analyzes your cat's features to craft the perfect loving roast

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Comedy Gold

Get savage but sweet commentary that'll have you sharing screenshots with everyone

Lightning Fast

Get your cat's roast and beauty score in just 3 seconds - perfect for instant entertainment

Mobile Optimized

Perfect experience on all devices, install as PWA for app-like experience

Privacy First

Your cat photos are processed securely and not stored permanently

Fair Limits

3 free analyses per day to keep the fun sustainable

Cat Parents Are Obsessed

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"I haven't laughed this hard since my cat knocked over my coffee for the 47th time this week. The roast was so accurate it was scary - and hilarious!"

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Sarah M.
Proud servant to 3 chaos demons
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"Finally, an AI that understands my Persian's dramatic energy! The roast captured his diva personality perfectly. 10/10 would get roasted again."

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Mike D.
Persian cat dad & professional photographer
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"Posted my cat's roast on TikTok and it went viral! 500K views and counting. This app is pure social media gold."

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Emma L.
Content creator & cat influencer

Everything You Need to Know

How does the AI actually rate my cat?

Our AI analyzes facial proportions, fur condition, body posture, and overall coordination. It's specifically trained to appreciate the "ugly-cute" aesthetic that makes cats absolutely irresistible - even when they look like tiny demons.

Is my cat's photo stored or shared anywhere?

Absolutely not! Your cat's photos are processed securely and deleted immediately after analysis. We respect your privacy and your cat's dignity (what little they have left after our roasts).

Why only 3 roasts per day?

Quality over quantity! We want each roast to be perfectly crafted comedy gold. Plus, it keeps our AI from getting too sassy - we learned that lesson the hard way.

What makes a good photo for roasting?

Clear, well-lit photos where we can see your cat's face work best. But honestly, even blurry "cryptid sighting" photos can result in absolutely legendary roasts. Your cat's chaos energy shines through regardless!

Will this hurt my cat's feelings?

Our roasts are made with love! Think of it as friendly banter between cat parents. Your feline overlord probably judges you way harder than our AI judges them.

Ready to Roast Your Feline Overlord?

Join thousands of cat parents who've discovered their pet's true comedic potential. It's free, it's fun, and it's about to become your new obsession!

No signup required • 3 free roasts daily • Share-worthy results guaranteed